When Diana, a ruthless and power-hungry Pilates influencer learns that her social media manager Teodoro is hooking up with her makeup artist Madeinusa, it sparks bitter jealousy. Even though it would be social suicide for her to date someone with zero followers, Diana finds herself falling hard for the smooth-talking Teodoro . . . but if she can’t have him, no one can!

A big, bawdy, bilingual Gen Z comedy inspired by Lope de Vega’s Golden Age comedy El perro del hortelano, (The Dog in the Manger), This Bitch - Esta Sangre Quiero explores the lives of the instafamous and their entourage.